My Sincerest Dream Apology
Dear person that I kissed in my dream last night,
First of all, I am sorry for taking off like that. I really had a good time, but apparently I really needed to go load cargo onto ships, and apparently it could not wait, so I did have to leave without saying good-bye or thanks or that was pretty impressive. That's not an excuse, I just wanted to prevent any hurt feelings.
Second, I don't know why you vaporized like that, or better yet how you vaporized like that, but you have never done that when we have actually hung out. That's quite a trick to keep a secret. Sure, other people have instantaneously morphed into completely different people, but as far as dream tricks go, yours was not bad.
Finally, when I see you next, I am not going to mention this. We both know this isn't going anywhere, and it would probably be easier if we both just pretended that this never happened. However, if I ever have a break from loading cargo onto ships and you happen to be around, I can't lie- this will probably happen again.