Someone Please Do Something. Anything.

Things my boss said today that I agreed with:

1) "Leighton, I bet you're sorry you came into my office."

Things my boss said today that I disagreed with:

1) "Well, I am not crazy."

Things my boss does that make me very nervous:

1) Reading to me, out loud, the emails that I just sent to her.
2) Writing each thing she needs to remember on its own Post-It note.
3) Sorting her emails by who sent them instead of by date so that she essentially does not know you have emailed her unless you call her and tell her, thus easily facilitating #1.
4) Pretty much everything that I have not mentioned.