An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, and anyway I told the truth

The server is down here at work! I can use the internet, but not the company email or hard drive. I am beaming. I appreciate the fact that I am being paid to blog right now. Katrina (you know who you are), don't get home late- I plan to sing about this and would like you to harmonize.

Hella and I went to a 99 cent store out in Prospect Park on Saturday, and we saw a play cell phone for kids. I think it is a little disturbing that kids are being conditioned to the slavery of technology so early on. I am a slave to my cell phone, as I knew I would be, but I consciously waited until I was about 21 to enter into that relationship. Anyway, that was not the point. The point is that the supposedly harmless little pink box had stickers all over it of a character called "Benign Girl." Is that supposed to be like "No Opinion Girl" or "Spineless Girl," or is the meaning more like "Tumors Are Not Spreading Girl"?

*Clear throat*

We thought it was a little strange.

Yesterday, I went out to Florham Park to sit in on a pharmaceutical review session of a few documents. The high points were 1) holding my phone under the table and texting my sister and 2) hearing the lawyer in the room say, "I don't know if I agree with the directive in toto." I liked the sound of toto so much.

Can I please have the toto for all the supplies? I can't pay until I have the toto.


In toto is Latin for "in its entirety," and the server is back up...