Friday, January 13, 2006

3 hours from my 3 day weekend

Occasions/locations where it is absolutely unacceptable not to wear a bra:

1) Job interviews*
2) First meetings with future in-laws
3) Bra commercials
4) Meat lockers
5) Home Depot

*Please note that there is a distinction between an interview and an audition


Blogger Leighton said...

I thought of another:
6) Junior high girls' locker room

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7) While making fun of Sue Ellen Mishkee

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Liliana said...

Wait - at Home Depot, as an employee or a customer? I agree you should wear a bra as an employee. HOWEVER as a female customer - hope we're not including men in this, that would be gross! - you would guarantee great customer service (by men hmmm or a woman, I suppose) if you were without a bra... don't ya think?

8:52 AM  
Blogger fabulous babe said...

i totally disagree. i say never wear a bra. if men can get away with not wearing underwear (why, i don't know), i don't feel compelled to have by breats all hemmed in by this often uncomforatable contraption.

one serious note, however, i am not sure why home depot made the list - no heavy lifting without support? a stray boob might get hit by a splinter in the lumber section?

i'm glad you have us pondering the pressing issue of our time. that rocks. you rock.

2:40 PM  
Blogger fabulous babe said...

8) At the Golden Globes, especialluy when you're presenting an award (paging Drew Barrymore)

2:46 PM  
Blogger Marco said...

At a Papal audience would be nice without a bra on a hot Roman day.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**At an audition (or anywhere, for that matter) if you're larger than an A and you're wearing something without that nifty little shelf bra sewn in, it is NOT fun for the boobies to be bouncin' around. Unless it's that kind of audition. And then I guess they're supposed to.


7:16 AM  

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