Monday, March 12, 2007

My Hips Don't Lie (And I Resent the Implication That They Ever Would)

Things That My Hips Do In Lieu of Lying

Omit pertinent details
Change the subject
Laugh uncomfortably and then turn red
Fake chest pains


Blogger Dan said...

You hear that, Shakira and Wyclef? That's the sound of a successful club single: "And I'm on tonight / You know my hips prattle and equivocate / And I'm starting to feel it's right" Seriously, guys: how much did you pay your lyricist?

12:30 PM  
Blogger delawarebaseball.com said...

If you haven't done so already, this would make a dandy submission to McSweeney's.

11:25 AM  

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