My Hips Don't Lie (And I Resent the Implication That They Ever Would)
Things That My Hips Do In Lieu of Lying
Omit pertinent details
Change the subject
Laugh uncomfortably and then turn red
Prattle
Equivocate
Fake chest pains
posted by Leighton @ 5:32 PM
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You hear that, Shakira and Wyclef? That's the sound of a successful club single: "And I'm on tonight / You know my hips prattle and equivocate / And I'm starting to feel it's right" Seriously, guys: how much did you pay your lyricist?
If you haven't done so already, this would make a dandy submission to McSweeney's.
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