Lefthanded-Rightminded

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

fleeting thoughts before bed

as ruler of my blogspot, i demand that every tupperware container have a lid. and a mandatory lesson will be given on how to clean grout with the back of the sponge.

i do not like when fast food companies team up; it detracts from each. i either want pizza or tacos, not both at the same time. when i choose tacos, i do not want to smell the constant reminder that i might have made a mistake. and let it be said, yoshinoya and frozen yogurt do not, and will never, go together. there is nothing like smelling gummi bears as you eat teriyaki. of course, i formed this opinion right after i ran over a large white dog in central utah.

the dog was already dead- stop looking at me like that.

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